Don't be fooled, though. This story is about one thing, and one thing only: ripping off Roadhouse.
Our heroes start off unproductively (again)...
Of course, he makes quick work of the thugs.
Let the man tell his story:
Man, if only this were present day, you could summon Patrick Swayze, and he could roust the evil Boss Dreer (no doubt played by Ben Gazzara!!)
Kid goes another way--call a town meeting!
- One, never underestimate your opponent..expect the unexpected; Two, take it outside, never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary; and Three...be nice.
- Hank: [Incredulously] Come on!!
Who will lead them?!?
But:
Anyway, commence the shaming:
Anyway, Kid has to warn the good guys that their plans have been sussed. Who to do the job?!?
Regardless, Paul does his job:
ROADHOUSE.
Anyway, we had a bunch of summoning in this, the 26th Kid Eternity story. So our new standings:
| Achilles | 3 |
| Antony, Marc | 1 |
| Arnold, Benedict | 1 |
| Atlas | 2 |
| Attila The Hun | 1 |
| Attucks, Crispin | 1 |
| Barry's father | 1 |
| Bernhardt, Sarah | 1 |
| Bertillon, Alphonse | 1 |
| Blackhawk | 1 |
| Boone, Daniel | 1 |
| Breitbart, Zishe | 1 |
| Bucephalus | 1 |
| Bunyan, Paul | 2 |
| Byron, George Gordon | 1 |
| Caesar, Octavian | 1 |
| Cagliostro, Alessandro | 1 |
| Canary, Martha “Calamity” | 1 |
| Cannon, John W. | 1 |
| Carden, Foster | 1 |
| Cherry Sisters | 1 |
| Clancy, Patrick | 1 |
| Cody, “Buffalo” Bill | 1 |
| Columbus | 1 |
| Corbett, Jim | 2 |
| Cronson, Gerald | 1 |
| Custer, George Armstrong | 1 |
| D'artagnan | 1 |
| de Leon, Ponce | 1 |
| Decatur, Stephen | 1 |
| Discus Thrower | 1 |
| Dockstader, Lew | 1 |
| Don Quixote | 1 |
| Drake, Sir Francis | 1 |
| Dupin, C. Auguste | 1 |
| Edison, Thomas | 1 |
| Emery | 1 |
| Ericson, Leif | 1 |
| Galahad | 1 |
| Gotch, Frank | 1 |
| Grant, Ulysses S. | 1 |
| Greb, Harry | 1 |
| Griffiths, Albert | 1 |
| Henry, Patrick | 1 |
| Hercules | 1 |
| Hickok, Wild Bill | 1 |
| Hippocrates | 1 |
| Holmes, Sherlock | 1 |
| Houdini | 2 |
| Hyer, Tom | 1 |
| Jackson, Andrew | 1 |
| Javert | 1 |
| Jeffries, Jim | 1 |
| Jones, John Paul | 1 |
| Khan, Genghis | 1 |
| Kidd, William | 1 |
| King Arthur | 1 |
| Lafayette, General | 1 |
| Laughing Cavalier | 1 |
| Leander | 1 |
| Lee, Robert E. | 1 |
| Leonidas | 1 |
| Lincoln, Abraham | 1 |
| Marable, Fate | 1 |
| Mercury | 3 |
| Mulgrew, Jason | 1 |
| Murphy, Charles | 1 |
| Napoleon | 1 |
| Nation, Carrie | 1 |
| Nightingale, Florence | 1 |
| Noah | 1 |
| Nobody | 1 |
| Nostradamus | 1 |
| O'Brien, David | 1 |
| Osceola | 1 |
| Paddock, Charley | 1 |
| Pheidippides | 1 |
| Pinkerton, Allan | 1 |
| Plastic Man | 1 |
| Porthos | 1 |
| Prometheus | 1 |
| Revere, Paul | 1 |
| Robin Hood | 2 |
| Russell, Lillian | 1 |
| Rustum | 1 |
| Samson | 2 |
| Sandow, Eugen | 1 |
| Schleyer, Johann | 1 |
| Siegfried | 1 |
| Solomon | 1 |
| Sullivan, John L. | 2 |
| Tell, William | 1 |
| Thor | 1 |
| Thurston, Howard | 1 |
| Tiglath IV | 1 |
| Tut-ankh-amen | 1 |
| Twain, Mark | 1 |
| Vercingetorix | 1 |
| Vulcan | 1 |
| Washington, George | 1 |
| Webster, Daniel | 1 |
| Zbyzko, Stanislaus | 1 |
NEXT--Kid goes to the dogs!!
From Kid Eternity #3 (1946)
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