The Wild, Wild West Vs...Batroc?!?

In case you ever wanted to see James West fight Batroc...

...this is as close as you'll ever come, sad to say!

Of course, now I want to see Captain America pursue a time-traveling Batroc back to 1875 to keep him from aiding Doctor Loveless in replacing President Grant with an LMD and...

See? That right there is why I'm not allowed to write comics...

From Wild, Wild West #3 (1968)

Emergency Post--WWW

No time today, and frankly, I got nothin', anyway. So...

Hmmm, what's behind the glass? Ahh, the old standby--using "ironic" sexual innuendo to defile a Silver Age comic. Specifically:

C'mon, Robert Conrad, choose which phallic symbol you want to use...long and blunt, or short and sharp. You can't have both!

Inside:

"For a dude, you've got a lot on the ball!"

Huh huh, huh, huh, he said "ball."

Something tells me you should never use "cocksure" and "twitching fingers" in the same sentence. Especially when the artist puts the camera at crotch level...

Sigh...sorry, guys...I'll do better tomorrow.

From Wild, Wild West #1 (1966).