Tuesday, May 3, 2016

That Time Captain America Did Motorcycle Stunts With Team America!

No, seriously:

See, Cap's going to a "motorcycle exhibition for charity." but he's not performing alone!

Of course, they end traveling through a wormhole to fight the Mad Thinker, because comics.

From Captain America #269 (1982)

Love, Batroc Style!!

How to celebrate a billion-dollar ransom scheme?

Well, when you're Batroc, the answer is...love!!

SPOILER ALERT--Batroc doesn't get any farther than this, because of Captainus interruptus.

But hey, no hard feelings, right, Batroc?

Man, if only more people were as cool as Batroc...

From Captain America #252 (1980)

Monday, May 2, 2016

Manic CapDay--Lest We Forget...

...there was a time when CapWolf fought Cable.

The winner? All of us, my friend. All of us.

From Captain America #407 (1992)

Manic CapDay--Captain America Is An Equal-Opportunity Patriot!!

Let's be very, very clear:

Captain America will tolerate no sexism in assembling clubs of children who pay him a dime for the privilege of keeping America free and democratic!!

From Captain America Comics #9 (1941)

Manic CapDay--1950s Cap Explains Why Nazis And Commies Are Poor Sports!

Hey, look who 1950s Cap and Bucky are watching on the old television!

Yup, everyone loves Chuck Blayne and his wholesome messages!

Ah, but later that day, at the United Nations...

Well, it doesn't take Captain America long to figure out that Blaine is a commie rat! But how did he know?

Yeah, Americans never get hung up on winning, ever...

Of course, the 1950s Cap was insane, so that explains that.

From Captain America #78 (1954)

Manic CapDay--2 KTANGS, A KTONG, And 3 KRAKS!!

Wicked old Machinesmith is disciplining reluctant servant Dragon Man with some floating electric-shock ball thingies:

Who could ever overcome such a threat?!?

Look--it even made a star!!

Don't ever play pool with that guy...

From Captain America #239 (1980)

Sunday, May 1, 2016

Captain America Lives--In An Apartment!!

Not surprisingly, there's going to be a lot of Captain America content around here this week. Because movie and stuff.

So how about a quick look at Cap's crib the early 1980s? (Yes, I know, the damned sliding timeline would have us thinking that Cap wasn't unfrozen until sometime in the 2000s. Ignore that nonsense.)

Yes, everyone--Captain America has a toilet.

From Captain America #252 (1980)

Saturday, April 30, 2016

It's Hard To Find Good Help These Days!

Look, I'm still out of town today, so for one day I've turned by blog over to a special guest-host: Queen Eeras of Aurania.

Take it away, your highness!


I don't think this is going to work out. let's try again tomorrow?

From Wonder Woman #8 (1944) as reprinted in The Essential Wonder Woman Encyclopedia (2010)

Friday, April 29, 2016

Friday Night Fights--Old Glory Style!!

I'm outta town right now, so Friday Night Fights has got to be a quickie today!

So let's travel back to the Golden Age, where USA The Spirit Of Old Glory is about to smash a cell of Nazi-sympathizing fifth columnists!! (Yes, that's her real name. She's, well, she's a reincarnated dead girl from revolutionary times with a magic flag made by Betsy Ross. Read all about her here.)

Anyway, on with the carnage!


Spacebooger wonders when the flag got so sexy...

Bad guys getting the crap beaten out of them by a living flag is from Feature Comics #46 (1941), pencils and inks by Maurice Gutwirth, scripter unknown

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? I'm too busy too worry about that!! So go vote!!

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Golden-Age Idol--USA, The Spirit Of Old Glory!

You know, I can't believe I've never featured this hero before:

Please forgive the quality of the scans...they're the best I've got.

Anyway, USA The Spirit Of Old Glory--yes, that's her name--has one of the more insane origins out there.

As an unnamed child, she watched Betsy Ross sew that famous flag...

...Betsy gave her some threads from the flag to keep in her locket...

...in her rush to show the threads to Uncle Sam (wait...this is a Quality book...was it that Uncle Sam?!?!), she doesn't put on a coat and gets terribly sick...

...and, well, she dies.


No, wait, some mysterious robed figure (a monk? Never explained!) gives a prophecy:

Decades later, grave-robbing pays off big time:

And so is born...

That's our gal!

Her powers were vague, even by Golden Age standards. She could fly, she was strong, anything she covered with that flag was invulnerable...

Oh, and the flag "drooped" whenever there was danger to America:

All 7 of her appearances were from 1941, well before Pearl Harbor. So she focused on beating the crap out of "fifth columnists" and disloyal Americans:

Yes, she would beat the crap out of your teacher. Granted, teaching the kids to salute the Fuhrer and the Fatherland probably wasn't pre-approved by the local school board....

And heaven help you if you had a political rally that USA didn't approve of:


I'm not quite sure how she did that bit there...perhaps her flag operates in some way like Cloak's cloak? Does she use flags as doorways to alternate dimensions that allow her to travel swiftly to wherever there is a flag? Yes, I'm putting way too much thought into a silly Golden Age power.

Oh, and she has her "Torch Of Liberty," which can do pretty much anything she needed that story, including completely destroying a Nazi army that's been hiding in a cave on American soil:

And of course, every issue ended up with dead villains and a warning to anyone she considered subversive:


This woman makes Captain America look like a hippie!

USA The Spirit Of Old Glory never had a "real" identity, never even had a name besides USA. Once she posed as a woman working in a munitions factory, but that was just undercover work, not the traditional secret identity.

Insane quasi-mystical origin, baffling but colorful power-set, jingoistic to the point of nastiness...why DC never revived her is beyond me. Put her on Earth-X (or whatever they call that these days) as the mysterious anti-hero who occasionally teams up with the Freedom Fighters but often goes too far for their tastes...

Anyway, USA The Spirit Of Old Glory--the human/flag hybrid who beats up teachers and crushes armies single-handedly. She's out there in the public domain, just waiting...

From Feature Comics #42-#48 (1941)