Showing posts with label Iron Man 2. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Iron Man 2. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

The Ultimate Wardrobe Malfunction!

As we discussed yesterday, Tony Stark's armor had been experiencing some unexplained, random malfunctions...like this:



Well, that can be a pain, right?

The malfunctions are being caused by Justin Hammer, who is much more competent and evil than the dufus Sam Rockwell portrayed in the Iron Man 2 movie:


Anyway, Iron Man is a guest at a special United Nations reception for the ambassador from Carnelia (because all the good fake country names were already taken). Let a bureaucrat fill us in:


So, the ambassador is a silly little man...

,,,but quite harmless. And in no way at all deserving of what comes nest:




Oops.
Yeah, Iron Man just flat out killed a guy.

Don't worry, he eventually manages to clear himself, but that poor little ambassador is still missing most of his internal organs.

Moral: don't make 123456 your armor's password...

From Iron Man #123 & #124 (1979)

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

An Unfriendly Reminder

We at Slay Monstrobot wish to remind you...

Tony seriously designed her armor with a frowny face?Lady Iron Man is most displeased by the threat of $3.99 comic books.

Yes, that's you she's looking at, Marvel. Be afraid...

snell so hopes that Gwyneth Paltrow gets to wear some armor in Iron Man 2...oh, and the panel is from Invincible Iron Man #11

Monday, September 8, 2008

Manic Monday--Hecktastic!!

Dear Jon Favreau:

Please make sure this scene is included in Iron Man 2:

Seriously, Heck draws one...uh...heck of a sharkYes, Iron Man wrestling a shark!!!

Thank you.

Greatest potential movie scene ever from Tales of Suspense #58 (1964)