Showing posts with label Hitler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hitler. Show all posts

Monday, November 19, 2018

Manic Monday Bonus--Mike Hammer Vs. Hitler?!?

I've done some bits on text pieces from the Golden Age, but mainly about Kid Eternity.

So, how about equal time for Hitler?

This text piece is unusual for a few reasons. First, it includes some illustrations--some just taken from elsewhere in the issue, but the Hitler drawings are apparently original.

Secondly, this piece actually ties in to the main 50-page comic story that is the highlight of this issue (The Human Torch #8 (1942), which was really unusual for the time. It's background on how the villain's plot of the issue came about.

And the third thing? Well, go ahead and read it, first, then we'll talk.





This piece was possibly (maybe?) written by Mickey Spillane!!

He did sign another text piece in the issue, and researchers using "textual analysis" attribute this and the big-ass Torch vs. Namor vs. Nazis story to him, as well.

It's certainly a bit (nay, a lot) better written than the average "postal regulation obligation" text piece of the era. The attacks on Hitler's masculinity--the weeping, the "falsetto shrieks," the "delicate cologne"--sure read a lot like Spillane's macho style. He's known to have done plenty of work for Timely in the day, including "at least" 50 prose pieces by his own estimation. (There's a collection of some three dozen of them in print, although that doesn't include this particular story).

And if it's not Spillane? It's still a fun read, in a 1942-propaganda-let's-make-fun-of-the-enemy-without-getting-too-offensive way.

Sorry, I made you read on a Monday morning. We'll make it up to you next post!

Monday, January 1, 2018

Manic New Years Bonus--How Dunkirk Should Have Ended!!

I haven't had a chance to peruse the bonus feature on Christopher Nolan's Dunkirk yet.

 But I'd wager that you'd find this little tale in the deleted scenes:









"Weeks" later...





Uhhh...you forgot your pants. V? V--what about your pants??!!

Citizen V goes on a campaign of sabotage and propaganda behind enemy lines!


Yeah, you-know-who is pretty peeved.

V gets into the "Chancellory," in disguise...




YOW!!


You know, it was only a start--I mean your penetrated the Nazi headquarters, and even Hitler's "private garden"--and all you do is punch him?!? Aside from, oh, I don't know, killing or capturing him, you could have gotten armfuls of Nazi plans and secrets!! Don't just run off!!

Anyway, that's how Dunkirk should have ended.

From Daring Mystery Comics #8 (1942)

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Adolf--Dictator Of Nuts!!

There were anti-Hitler comics, and then there was this:




Well, our hero, Snarzan The Ape, isn't going to take this lying down!






Thus is the fate of all would-be jungle dictators!!

From Great Comics #1 (1941)

Friday, July 21, 2017

REPOST--Let's (Not) Kill Hitler!!

For some reason, this 2013 ditty was by most popular post ever, at least in terms of continuing number of hits.

Well, for some pretty obvious reasons, I guess, as Mental Floss and TV Tropes linked to it in time travel articles.

So, anyway, here again is...Let's Kill Hitler!!

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Let's say that, for your birthday, you get a laser rifle and a time machine.

Well, it's pretty obvious what most of us would do, right?


But people never think past that first step...



Well, still, he died saving millions, right?

Uh-oh...



D'oh!!!

Fortunately...

So now someone else gets to be the hero by killing you...

Except, of course, it becomes a never ending chain...





There was an awful big pile of future bodies backstage at the Nuhremberg Rally...

Time Travel: leave it to the professionals, OK, kids?

From Mystery In Space #114 (1980), by Gerry Conway & Tom Yeates