Showing posts with label Despero. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Despero. Show all posts

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Delusions Of Grandeur

In Justice League Of America #134 (1976), we find out that Ralph Dibny has a rather inflated opinion of his fighting prowess:

Now, granted, this is pre-Flames-of-Py'tar Despero, who was more of a mind-power and manipulator baddy...but he's still Despero, who at this point had taken on the entire Justice League--solo--a number of times.

In fact, in this very issue, Elongated Man has seen Despero take punches from Wonder Woman and Supergirl without going down. And yet...

I'm trying not to laugh at the dead guy here. But come on, Ralph...did you really expect your "best punch" to succeed when Diana's and Kara's weren't sufficient? That's cute, but you're not in the JLA for your punching power.

[Aside: if he's still dead. Like most of the revived JLAers in Blackest Night, Geoff Johns has completely forgotten about him, which is pretty amazing because while the turgidly paced 8-issue series has only enough story for 4 issues, Johns has tossed away the only interesting part of the whole premise in order to pad things out with stupid ring games. Oh, well...]

By the way, am I the only one out there who seriously prefers chess-playing, brain-manipulating Despero...

...to the "Hulk Smash" steroid-abusing Despero, who can stand up to simultaneous punches from Superman and Captain Marvel?

Maybe it's just me, but I liked him more as a unique, wonky, could-only-have-come-out-of-DC's-Silver-Age villain...

...than as the dime-a-dozen retrofitted-because-super-strong-characters-are-easier-to-write-than-mind-characters 1980s onward version:

Ahh, it probably is just me...


Wednesday, February 17, 2010

I Bet These Aliens LOVED Siege #2

In the pages of Justice League Of America #134 (1976), both the JLA and Despero are captured by some classic-Star-Trekesque aliens, who want to study these "unusual" life forms by putting them through all sorts of trials. Why? Because despite being frighteningly advanced, classic-Star-Trekesque aliens are too stupid to study minor life forms in any other way...

While watching our heroes battle Despero, our classic-Star-Trekesque aliens discover that they have an...interesting reaction to this:



So they keep randomly beaming Despero and Justice Leaguers around into odd environments and crazy fights, until...

Sick, guys. Very twisted. You'd probably enjoy this.

Fortunately, Supergirl recognizes that these are classic-Star-Trekesque aliens, and even more fortunately she has studied the Tao of James T. Kirk:


And once she whoops Despero, that helps how?


Guys, you've just been Kirked.

That's how the story ends...literally, that's it. The very next (and final) panel, the JLA are on the spaceship on the way home, no mention of how the good guys escaped, or no details on what happened with the aliens. A very Gerry Conway ending.

I'm not sure what the moral of our story was...watching violence is bad for you (in a comic filled with violent fights)? Gambling is bad (except gambling saved the JLA's butt)? Comic book fans are all depraved for liking fight scenes (ha, Geoff Johns, we beat your Superboy-Prime-as-deranged-comics-fan "satire" by 30 years!)? All frighteningly advanced aliens are really doofuses?

Oh, wait, here's the moral:

Now that's classic-Star-Trekesque. Oh, and the title of the story featuring these very classic-Star-Trekesque aliens?

Oh, Gerry...

You said it, Batman!!

Friday, November 7, 2008

Coming Attractions

I don't know...is this really a good movie for little children??

I will consume your universe!!Just askin'.