Wonder Woman's come for a visit to Paradise Island!
"Amazon youngsters"???!?!? Should we even ask where they come from?
Anyway, a couple of American orphans stowed away on the invisible plane, and now the "Amazonettes"--yes, that's really what they're called--are teachin them the ways of the annual Harvest Festival Rodeo!!
Sure, we all know about the kangas---
---but bunny racing?!?!
But, perhaps most shocking of all?
Kitten boxing!!!
Seriously, Amazon youngsters box giant kittens.
Don't worry, the Nazis show up to put an end to these atrocities!
See? Even Nazis hate kitten boxing...
From Sensation Comics #37 (1945)
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Monday, October 22, 2018
Monday, October 15, 2018
Manic Monday Bonus--She Blinded me With Golden Age SCIENCE!!!
I know that it's far too easy to pick on science in Golden Age comics. But by gum, someone has to pick the low hanging fruit, right? Especially from a Wonder Woman comic!!
Let's start with today's weather report:
SCIENCE!!
Hope you didn't have plans!
Well, it actually happens, and suddenly there's a new continent, Neptunia, just sitting there in the Pacific! And those Neptunians, they're a strange bunch.
Well, that's one way to do it.
And how, exactly, do you make a "mechano"?
This is a good argument against low-sodium diets!
SCIENCE!!
Seriously, I never learned any of this in biology!!
Anyway, it turns out that women are immune to becoming mechanos...
True dat. SCIENCE!!
And it turns out that current mechanos can be cured. Salt! Lots and lots of salt!!
"Sodium-chloriding" is a perfectly cromulent word. SCIENCE!!
Well, the Neptunians aren't going to take this lying down! They have a plan!
SCIENCE!
SCIENCE!!
SCIENCE (and property law?)!!!
Meanwhile, it turns out that Neptune is crawling with...Tigerapes:
Yes, tigerapes:
So, if you can't turn the Holliday Girls into mechanos, you can turn them into tigerapes!!
How? SCIENCE!!
No, not "double-talk," Etta--SCIENCE!!
(And yes, "deevolutionarying" is totally a word, no matter what my spell-checker says!)
And one more time--
SCIENCE!!
From Wonder Woman #15 (1945)
Let's start with today's weather report:
SCIENCE!!
Hope you didn't have plans!
Well, it actually happens, and suddenly there's a new continent, Neptunia, just sitting there in the Pacific! And those Neptunians, they're a strange bunch.
Well, that's one way to do it.
And how, exactly, do you make a "mechano"?
This is a good argument against low-sodium diets!
SCIENCE!!
Seriously, I never learned any of this in biology!!
Anyway, it turns out that women are immune to becoming mechanos...
True dat. SCIENCE!!
And it turns out that current mechanos can be cured. Salt! Lots and lots of salt!!
"Sodium-chloriding" is a perfectly cromulent word. SCIENCE!!
Well, the Neptunians aren't going to take this lying down! They have a plan!
SCIENCE!!
SCIENCE (and property law?)!!!
Meanwhile, it turns out that Neptune is crawling with...Tigerapes:
Yes, tigerapes:
So, if you can't turn the Holliday Girls into mechanos, you can turn them into tigerapes!!
How? SCIENCE!!
No, not "double-talk," Etta--SCIENCE!!
(And yes, "deevolutionarying" is totally a word, no matter what my spell-checker says!)
And one more time--
SCIENCE!!
From Wonder Woman #15 (1945)
Tuesday, October 2, 2018
Bold Fashion Choices--The Day Of 9 Green Arrows--Nope, Just 8!
Green Arrow has a surprising announcement at the latest Justice League meeting:
Well, of course, his fellow Leaguers respect Green Arrow's request for privacy, right?
NOT!!
And of course, the all have the exact same idea.
So, we get:
And...
And...
Nice die job, Kal-El...glad you kept the spit-curl.
I would pay big money for a series with Green Arrow riding a turtle.
And the rest:
Well, that's everyone in the JLA...or is it?
Damn, I think you "get away with it" pretty well, Diana! Va va voom!! (Plus given her Themysciran training, she's probably the only one of the crew who can actually hit the broad side of a barn with an arrow!)
From Justice League Of America #61 (1968)
Well, of course, his fellow Leaguers respect Green Arrow's request for privacy, right?
NOT!!
And of course, the all have the exact same idea.
So, we get:
And...
And...
Nice die job, Kal-El...glad you kept the spit-curl.
I would pay big money for a series with Green Arrow riding a turtle.
And the rest:
Well, that's everyone in the JLA...or is it?
Damn, I think you "get away with it" pretty well, Diana! Va va voom!! (Plus given her Themysciran training, she's probably the only one of the crew who can actually hit the broad side of a barn with an arrow!)
From Justice League Of America #61 (1968)
Monday, October 1, 2018
Manic Monday Triple Overtime--The Foldee Justice League!!
You are all too young to remember "Comic Book Foldees," a little toy/book thingie Topps put out to ensure they got the loose change from kid who weren't into baseball cards:
See, you'd tear the perferations between the top and bottom halves, and flip them around to create massive humorous half-and-half creatures, like thus:
Oh, Hal...
Siskoid did a whole series of these...and here's a collection of pictures of many, many more.
I bring this up because, while these may seem like flights of fancy, DC beat Topps to the punch (although doubtless someone else had the foldee idea years earlier). See, the Justice League is trying to save multiple planets, including Earth, from getting blown up by evil conqueror Kradd.
He uses a "molecular de-adhesion beam" to dissolve our heroes...
Well, that sucks.
But don't worry. Someone survived because of Gardner Fox science:
Believable!
Fortunately, Green Lantern forgot to put a passcode on his ring, so anyone can use it. See, because maybe groggy super-heroes should be using it...?
You can say that again, Ray.
Foldees!! The Atom made Justice League Foldees!!
Fortunately, he gets Wonder Woman, and only Wonder Woman, right. I guess we can't have those girl parts getting mixed up with boy parts, can we?
But it's too late to fix the others...
Well, when you're a Justice Leaguer, the foldee situation is always half-full, not half-empty!
Yeah, but that's Kryptonian "waist-down," Hal!!
Woo hoo!!
The JLAers makes lemonade out of lemons, and tear up Kraad's fortress:
Even the unconscious Atom gets in on the fun. Since his body is immune, why not use it to plug the de-adhesion gun?
Pretty embarrassing, Ray...
Hey, you could have used that later!!
...and everything is back to normal!!
They really should have kept that de-adhesion device around. There are plenty of cool foldee power combinations they could have come up with!!
From Justice League of America #25 (1964)
See, you'd tear the perferations between the top and bottom halves, and flip them around to create massive humorous half-and-half creatures, like thus:
Oh, Hal...
Siskoid did a whole series of these...and here's a collection of pictures of many, many more.
I bring this up because, while these may seem like flights of fancy, DC beat Topps to the punch (although doubtless someone else had the foldee idea years earlier). See, the Justice League is trying to save multiple planets, including Earth, from getting blown up by evil conqueror Kradd.
He uses a "molecular de-adhesion beam" to dissolve our heroes...
Well, that sucks.
But don't worry. Someone survived because of Gardner Fox science:
Believable!
Fortunately, Green Lantern forgot to put a passcode on his ring, so anyone can use it. See, because maybe groggy super-heroes should be using it...?
You can say that again, Ray.
Foldees!! The Atom made Justice League Foldees!!
Fortunately, he gets Wonder Woman, and only Wonder Woman, right. I guess we can't have those girl parts getting mixed up with boy parts, can we?
But it's too late to fix the others...
Well, when you're a Justice Leaguer, the foldee situation is always half-full, not half-empty!
Yeah, but that's Kryptonian "waist-down," Hal!!
Woo hoo!!
The JLAers makes lemonade out of lemons, and tear up Kraad's fortress:
Even the unconscious Atom gets in on the fun. Since his body is immune, why not use it to plug the de-adhesion gun?
Pretty embarrassing, Ray...
Hey, you could have used that later!!
...and everything is back to normal!!
They really should have kept that de-adhesion device around. There are plenty of cool foldee power combinations they could have come up with!!
From Justice League of America #25 (1964)
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