Manic Monday--Colleges Were Very Strict In The Golden Age!!

In case you have problems with today's universities and their codes of conduct...

Holliday College would straight up ground you for eating candy in class.

No word on their policy if they caught you drinking sodas...

From Comic Cavalcade #11 (1945)

Friday Night Fights--Wonder Etta Style!!

Today's Friday Night Fights will take a little bit of set-up.

Etta Candy's boyfriend, congressional aide Howard Huckabee, totally has the wrong idea about Etta:

Worse, the fool has the bad form to say that in front of a super-villain!

And Dr. Psycho is involved, too, with a device called the Ecto-Plasmic Extractor, which...well, I'll let him tell you!

Captain Wonder? Yeesh.

And then, because comics, Angle Man shows up...and everybody starts fighting!

Fortunatey, Howard proves that even idiots can have an occasional good idea:

So...

Wonder Woman shows up, with our fight already in progess!

Thanks for the help, princess!

POW!!!

But Etta does find out that there is one downside to the whole super-hero business:

D'oh!!

Spacebooger would like you to know that Silver Swan was involved in the whole fracas (Etta took her down off-screen--boo!), and the whole magillah was set up by The Monitor, because the DC Universe was a crazy place in 1985.

Etta Candy beats up 4 super-villains (with a little help from her friend) in Wonder Woman #323 (1985), by Dan Mishkin and Don Heck

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight! Why!! Come on, Etta Candy got her moment of glory! Show your appreciation! Now, go and vote!!!

Friday Night Fight--I Want Candy Style!!

What's more painful than a trip to the dentist? This week in Friday Night Fights, we're going to find out.

Etta Candy has a toothache, and Wonder Woman makes her go to the dentist. But in her pain, she gets the address mixed up, and...











Woo hoo!! Bonus--the fight knocked out the bad tooth!!

Spacebooger is excited to see Etta Candy, but, in light of Amanda Waller, he's rightly afraid of how she'd look if she was revived in the nu52.

William Moulton Marston and Harry G. Peter show the perils of WWII dentistry in Wonder Woman #5 (1943), as reprinted in Four Star Spectacular #6 (1977)

Now, I would never threaten anyone to make them vote for me. But, well, you've seen Marathon Man, right? So maybe you'd better vote!!