In Case You Ever Need To Go Shopping In Asgard...

From Journey Into Mystery Annual #1 (1965): An "accurate, true-to-scale panoramic picto-map" depicting a "typical Asgardian street scene":

The most important part, of course, is there in the lower right corner of the second page: "To Shopping Center."

It seems that even the talents of Jack Kirby weren't up to portraying the unbelievable glory of Asgardian shopping malls! Don't try to imagine it--the very concept might overwhelm your feeble mortal brain!!

And of course, that makes me wonder if the have an Asgardian version of this:


Song in Asgardian font instead of a Canadian accent, of course...

Manic Canada Day Bonus--The Best Music Ever To Come Out Of Canada!

What, you were expecting Rush?

How Tony Stark Met Your Mother

Decades before Barney Stinson created The Playbook, Tony Stark was the master of schemes to get more than his fair share of women.

For example, many readers in the 1960s wondered:

Oh, you naive younglings. The answer is so obvious:

Ahhh, "The I'm Dying So I Can't Commit (For Your Own Protection)." A classic. What woman could resist? Hell, that's even better than "The Ted Mosby".

From Tales Of Suspense #55 (1964).