You all recall, of course, one of the
most important comics ever published:
But if you've actually read it, as opposed to just admiring it from afar, you know that
Superman was a
terrible choice to fight
Muhammad Ali. Boxing under a red sun, Kal-El got his ass kicked
pretty damn hard. It was not even close to a contest.
So whom
should have been matched up against Ali?
Glad you asked. Let's turn for guidance to the letter column of
World's Finest #185 (1969):
Yeah,
DC, what do you say to
that?!?
See?
Robin (
Dick Grayson, fools, not one of the later copycats) had "
enough power to kayo a heavyweight." And
Batman taught him the science of boxing!!
It seems crystal clear, then, that Superman, who turned into a
chump without his powers, had no business being in the ring with Muhammad Ali. No, it's clear and obvious that the one, true, original Robin should have been the one to step into the ring with Ali, and knock him--
Oh.
Never mind.
Well, what about the man who
taught Robin how to box? Surely Batman could hold his own against anyone in the ring, even Ali!! We all know that Batman is
unbeatable, and--
Oh.
Never mind again.
Hmm, well, given that
Ted Grant was on
Earth-2 in those days, I guess we can only conclude...
...that
no one was going to beat Ali. That's why he was
The Greatest!
