Well, an evil archeologist has discovered magic paint from Atlantis. He's used it to paint magic paintings, whose figures come to life and wreak havoc when struck by moonlight!! He's painted some pictures, and sent them to all of his enemies. GOLDEN AGE!!
Anyway, in their usual style, the Justice Society of America has split up, and Johnny Thunder has been given the task of fetching the painting that's been sent to a sea captain!!
There's only one flaw in the plan--Johnny is an idiot.
Still, with Johnny out of the way, we can now enjoy this bit of heaven:
From All-Star Comics #28 (1946)