Archaeologist Robert Nesmith has made a startling discovery--the tomb of evil sorcerer pharaoh Amen-Tut!!
Well, because they didn't realize that they were in a horror magazine, they brought Amen-Tut's mummy back to America for display...and of course he came to life, slaughtering all of those responsible for "violating" his tomb.
Until, in his last stop before taking over the world, he stops by Nesmith's crib:
But it turns out that shambling, bandage-wrapped corpses aren't so tough, after all:
Let's hope they remember this scene for the upcoming Mummy reboot...