Monday, December 19, 2016

Manic Monday Bonus--Great Moments In (Terrible) Resume Padding!

Captain Marvel has stopped the vile Captain Nazi from blowing up a dam...

Total dick move, bro.

Yeah, that's Freddy Freeman, and it's the origin of Captain Marvel Jr. The Big Red Cheese rescues Freddy, takes him to the wizard Shazam, and shares his power with Freddy. Voila.

Meanwhile, on his "secret trans-Atlantic phone," Albrecht Krieger has the temerity to brag about this "victory" to his boss:

"I killed an old man and crippled a little boy."

Are you sure you want to boast about that. Captain? Especially as you completely failed in your real mission?

Fortunately, Hitler doesn't challenge that lameness of Krieger's report:

Bulletman?? Killing old men and crippling boys took stamina and blind luck--there's no way this guy is taking of Bulletman!

From Whiz Comics #25 (1941)

1 comment:

Smurfswacker said...

On the other hand if he went after BulletGIRL Captain Nazi wouldn't even have to work up a sweat. She'd do the job for him.