Usually, I eschew most of the low hanging fruit of "innocent phrase in old comics books that, out of context, will cause modern reader to giggle because it sounds naughty." for my posts. I mean, it's just too easy.
Then again, there are some that even I can't ignore:
But of course, I can't just leave it at that. There's a context that makes it all innocent and good fun, right?
Well, Tex Mason, a.k.a. The Phantom Rider, rescues a youngster from pursuing authorities:
Well, not if Tex Mason has anything to say about it!
He stashes the boy at his ranch...
But Tex was so riveted by the boys plight, he mades one fundamental mistake:
Well, Tex rescues papa from a lynch mob...but it's still all about the boy!
Which brings us back to...
From Wonderworld Comics #23 (1941)