Saturday, August 1, 2015

Atlantis--They Just Can't Win!!

Buzz Allen (a.k.a. The Invisible Avenger) is one of those young inventors whose father died so he fights crime. Along will his pal Will, they use invisibility belts and electron guns to deal with crooks, because Golden Age.

Well, one time they went on a vacation to Alaska, only to discover...

(See, they're invisible there...)

Well, just like when Captain Kirk discovers an ancient-Greek looking civilization in an odd place, don't you know that the leader turns out to be a little bit evil:

Damn! I don't want to be conquered by a Phatso!!

Well, Buzz and Will escape...

...and decide to settle the Atlanteans' hash but good!

Well, all's well that ends well...unless you're from Atlantis...

Hey, that's right!

Oh, well, then, that's OK!! It's only a partial genocide!! Besides, this sounds like they just cleared a path for Aquaman to rule!

Hahahahaha...say, how many people did we kill again?

From Superworld #3 (1940)


Martin Gray said...

They're so phat/

Hey, the Invisible Avenger, surly Marvel now automatically own that name? Bring back Buzz and Will. And make 'em bi-boys!

Mista Whiskas said...

"The old people will die, but the young people will live and build a better civilization."

Wow. Just. Wow.

Brian said...

The obvious thing to do is bring back the Invisible Avenger and have him run around committing these sort of horrible genocides and other war crimes – he's avenging *something*...but no one can see what that it, on account of it being invisible!