Wednesday, January 27, 2016

How Tor Won The War, Chapter 2 If By Sea!

Earlier this week, we saw how backwards-talking magician Tor took down the Luftwaffe all by his lonesome.

Well, now it's time to see how he single-handedly won the war at sea:

Please note, by the way, Tor's impenetrable disguise:


And you thought a pair of glasses was a lame way to protect your identity...

Anyway, the destroyer's attempt to take down a German U-Boat takes a bad turn...


Oops...

Fortunately, Jim Slade manages to make it to a life raft...

SHAZAM!! (or whatever...)
Apparently, the Germans don't have tuxedoed magicians of their own, or they'd know better than to mock Tor...




Yeah, like that's going to work...



Well, it may be kinda cold, but the British sailors soon take the sub!

After taking the sub, our heroes encounter a German "sea raider"! Sure, it's fast, but our sturdy Englishman in the captured sub have a secret weapon...




HOLY. CRAP.

The German sailors are impressed, too:

Well, with Tor to help, it's no wonder WWII only lasted a few days....what? It took years? What the hell, Tor?

Stay tuned for more war time tales of Tor...

From Crack Comics #22 (1942)

1 comment:

Sina said...

Y'ever think that these "backwards magicians" are just literally living backwards in time, like tachyons n' stuff? :D