Well, this is a fine kettle of fish!
Lois drove her car off the bridge, killing
Lana Lang!! She's charged with
murder!!
Batman is her
defense attorney!!
Superman is the
prosecuting attorney!!
OMG!!!
Superman just spent several pages recreating the accident...
Yes, Superman
knows how long a baby can hold its breath. Please don't ask how.
So when he
finally goes to see Lois, the news isn't good:
Superman:
TOUGH ON TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS!!
Superman:
NO EXCUSES OR EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES, DAMMIT!
But the
best Superman...is a
sad Superman...
From Lois Lane #99 (1970)
1 comment:
First degree murder!!!! I laughed out loud at that.
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