Monday, January 12, 2015

Manic Monday Triple Overtime--The Indiscreet Fanfic Of Alfred Pennywoth!

You probably didn't know this, but Alfred has a hobby: he sits around writing fanfic about the future of Bruce Wayne!!

Hmm, that seems rather indiscreet--and ultimately pretty insecure if your boss has a secret identity.

Well, nature takes it's course:

Yes, that seems totally how Bruce Wayne would react, Alfred!

So, in his own fanfic, Alfred envisions himself...a babysitter.

Plus, Silver Age Batwoman continues to have the worst costume ever.

And speaking of terrible costumes:

Really? Wearing the Roman numeral II on their tunics? By that standard, Damien should be wearing a V...

The moral? Keep your day job, Pennyworth.

From Batman #159 (1963)


Mista Whiskas said...

I should every day thank the gods that I was not a child during the Silver Age. Yuck.

SallyP said...

Wait a did two brunettes manage to have a red-haired kid?

Cursed genetics!