Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Your Tax Dollars At Work--The World's Crappiest Theme Park?

Hey, Rick and Debbie--guess where our vacation is at this year?

Sardineland? Dad!! WTF??

Yes, you can blame the Maine Sardine Council for this bit of self-promotion.

I'll have to admit--I wasn't aware how important sardines are to Maine's economy...

Hey, Ricky and Debbie---let's go on a sardine boat!!


I will say this--the Maine Sardine Council goes out of their way to make sardines entertaining.

There are quizzes:

Don't's the answers:

Sardine pep talks from U.S. senators:

FREE recipe books:

Crossword puzzles:

Sorry, you're on your own for the answers this time.

Stupid games to play!

Remember--if your sardines aren't from Maine, they aren't truly American!!

FACT: There is one job that women are better at than machines:

By the way...sardines!!

Remember...don't eat any of crappy Massachusetts or Oregon sardines!

Who likes sardines?

And mmm, mmm, they're so healthy for you!

Sardineland--take your family next summer!!


SallyP said...

Gah! Sardines! My dad loves sardines... he'd make a sardine sandwich with cheese and raw onion, and then try to smell his breath!

Warren JB said...

I like a sardine once in a while, but you really have to be in the mood for them. Especially since it's all you'll taste for the rest of the day.

I don't think any other comic could bore me more, though.