Riverdale High Finds Inner Peace!

Strange things are afoot at Riverdale High...

Oh, Archie Comics, it's another wry jab at a pop-culture phenomena that you really don't understand, isn't it?

I'm pretty sure that this is exactly the opposite of what gurus suggest you do to find inner peace...

Oh, not you, too, Jughead?!?

So, at Riverdale, rather than shedding all wants from the physical world, completely giving in to them is the way to attain a blissful trance.

Which explains a lot about how the Baby Boomer screwed up the world...

From Betty and Veronica #221 (1974)