Let me begin by emphatically noting that nothing in this post-should be construed as anti-adoption. Adoption is a wonderful thing,
But in a comic book universe, there are occasional downsides:
Well, how about...
Damned if the baby isn't right--the authorities never even think to check his hands for powder residue!!
So, anyway--make sure you fingerprint your baby, in case he shoots you and fakes your suicide!!
From Strange Tales #4 (1951)