Wednesday, February 3, 2016

The Romance Comic Guide To Better Hair!!

Ladies! Are you having a bad hair day?

Let romance comics help you out!!

First--and I know this is fairly radical advice--you must actually clean your hair:

Remember--once a week!! Even more for you dirty, dirty blondes!

And we know your life's biggest agony:

Wear your hair like Princess Leia!! That will help you get over the destruction of Alderaan (even more) quickly!

But if you insist on curls...

Because everyone has a full hour to make their hair look gorgeous every day!!

And by the probably stink (which has absolutely nothing to do with washing your hair only once a week...). So:

A halo of odor--who wouldn't want that!!

Finally, thinking of coloring your hair? THINK AGAIN!

Only jealous old women dye their hair!!

So, in summary: Wash your hair occasionally, wear it like Leia, take an hour every morning to get it ready, douse it with perfume, and don't ever, EVER dye it.  And blondes are dirty.


From Perfect Love #9 (1953)

1 comment:

SallyP said...

Sage advice indeed. Incidentally, I am one of those lucky girls in a hundred who DOES have naturally curly hair! Ha Ha...suck it, losers!