Ladies! Are you having a bad hair day?
First--and I know this is fairly radical advice--you must actually clean your hair:
And we know your life's biggest agony:
But if you insist on curls...
And by the way...you probably stink (which has absolutely nothing to do with washing your hair only once a week...). So:
Finally, thinking of coloring your hair? THINK AGAIN!
So, in summary: Wash your hair occasionally, wear it like Leia, take an hour every morning to get it ready, douse it with perfume, and don't ever, EVER dye it. And blondes are dirty.
From Perfect Love #9 (1953)