Monday, February 22, 2016

Manic Monday Triple Overtime--I Am Suing This Comic For Libel!!

You know that it is truly a weird war tale when, out of nowhere, you find your own good name dragged through the mud!

We're at a K-9 unit training facility...

But there's one bad apple amongst the trainees:

Hey!! Wait a minute!! That's MY name!! And I don't "beats dawgs"!!

I also don't beat donkeys or dames. What the hell, comic book?

Sarge Crawford goes out of his way to paint me as an irredeemable villain:

Well, yes, I do "believe in death," to the extent that it's an actual thing in the real world. But don't make me out like I'm Thanos or something...

At least they gave me a promotion (after strongly implying that I deliberately killed Sarge Crawford accidentally):

Hell yes, now who's the sergeant!?!?

OK, now we're going waaay too far. It's bad enough you put me in your story and defame me, but to kill me?

Someone get me Matt Murdock or Jennifer Walters on the phone!!

From Weird War Tales #31 (1974)


The Mutt said...

You the dog now, man!

Anonymous said...

I feel bad for the dog. I fear it was put down after killing you.

snell said...

Arynne--actually, the dog was put down...but he was reincarnated as a butterfly. No, I'm not making that up. Weird War Tales, man....