It's a cutthroat world in the field analyzing literary manuscripts, let me tell you.
Kid Eternity encounters a newly-arrived spirit in heaven, who was murdered before he could authenticate a huge find:
But Kid Eternity is about to learn a very valuable lesson...
Well, eventually Kid Eternity sobers William up (SPOILER ALERT: 3 witches!), and he comes back to look at the manuscript!
someone's already done Kill Shakespeare!
Fortunately, Kid Eternity has lots of friends:
But what about Damocles?!? What about the play?!!?!
The lesson--keep the playwrights liquored up, if you want to scam your way to millions. And, really, murder is kind of stupid.