Friday, September 4, 2015

Friday Night Fights--Peter Parker Style!!

Spider-Man gets all the glory...but what about poor old Peter Parker?

We'll fix that in this week's Friday Night Fights.

Peter has agreed to cover a friend's bartender shift, because why not. And he's trying to surreptitiously cut-off an increasingly inebriated customer by watering her drinks.

Bad move.


That's Bounty, an alien...bounty hunter. Well named, Chris Claremont!

You probably don't remember her. Claremont introduced her during his Fantastic Four run, and he brought her back in this Spider-Man story.

Chris, Chris, Chris...Bounty is not going to happen. Stop trying to make Bounty happen.

Anyhoo, Bounty is trying to drink away her sorrows because the Fantastic Four movie was so bad because Ben Grimm wouldn't return her love. And she's not happy with Peter trying to cut her off:

And it ended with a kiss!

Spacebooger is grateful that Bounty has been lost in the mists of time...

Haha drunken violence that could have killed a normal human is fun in Peter Parker, Spider-Man 2000 Annual, by Claremont (plot), Bill Rosemann (script), Joe Bennett (pencils) and Mark Pennington (inks)

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Because you all owe me for snubbing my brilliant boxing horses fight last week! So go vote!!

1 comment:

SF said...

Oh good, Claremont didn't write "I knew there'd be no use [sic] in the alley..."