Friday, October 25, 2013

Friday Night Fights--Trail Mix Style!!

Let's start by clearing up something that will no doubt confuse you all--trail mix is a nuts and seeds snack mix. Apparently, only journalists know that.

We'll see why that's VERY important to know in this week's Friday Night Fights.

A woman has been posing as Lois Lane to intercept a defector who wanted to give Lois a big scoop. Said imposter ends up dead in Lois' apartment, when her compatriots show up.

What will happen?





Look, editors' notes from Julie Schwartz are like tablets from the mount, so if he says that trail mix is some obscure reporter term that you muggles won't understand, he must be right!!

And it's important, because:





And THAT is why reporters favor tail mix!!

Spacebooger would like to point out how sweet it is that Lois is drawn to exactly resemble Margot Kidder in this story...

Lois uses convenient, reporter-only snack foods to best the commies in Superman Family #222 (1982), by Tamsyn O'Flynn and Bob Oksner

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Because you don't want to see what Lois can do with fruit rollups and gogurt!! So go and vote!!


Thursday, October 24, 2013

Because How Can You Be A Nerd Without A Checklist?

As a public service, allow me to present, from the back of Fury Of S.H.I.E.L.D. #3 & #4 (1995), a checklist of every appearance of Nick Fury and S.H.I.E.L.D. up to that point (click to embiggen):


You're welcome.

Be Careful Of What You Wish For

To those who have complaints about Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., please remember to be careful of what you wish for. Because you could have gotten this:

*shudder*

Oh, 1990s, you have so much to answer for..

I mean, even the corner character highlight box is a crime against art:

"But there aren't enough super-heroes," they whine.

Look, S.H.I.E.L.D. has never been about super-heroes. The whole idea behind S.H.I.E.L.D. was, to quote Stan, "to out-U.N.C.L.E. U.N.C.L.E."

But hey, you want super-heroes? Again, be careful of what you wish for:

I think I'll dress up as the 1990s for Halloween--that'll be the scariest thing I can imagine...

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

There's One In Every Newsroom

Just in case you thought Lois Lane had the market cornered in "snoopy and obsessed news gals," let's take a look at the offices of KSF-TV:


Let me just say that Geoff there might just be the most 70s man EVER.

Anyway, a couple of stories later in the same issue...

Wait, what is old sour-puss going on about?

Gee, I don't know...that she's happy?!?

By the way, that's Nasthalthia, Lex Luthor's niece. Because comic books.

From Adventure Comics #414 (1972)

Another Super Power Revealed

If you ever have to kick a door in...

THAT is how you kick a door in!!

From Adventure Comics #414 (1972)

Supergirl's Identity Crisis

Linda Danvers is sharing her swinging bachelorette pad with a young alien princess--don't ask--but she comes home to find things askew:

And how does the miscreant know that she's Supergirl??

D'oh!!

I know the bar is set pretty low, Kara, but that has got to be the stupidest place to put your costume in the history of super-heroes. Just hanging on a hook in your closet? Sheesh, you'd never see Clark doing that/. And I thought Kryptonians were "super-intelligent"...

From Adventure Comics #414 (1972)

This Is What Happens When You Let The Kids Read Ayn Rand

I think The Fountainhead would have been more exciting if it went a little something like this:



Steve Ditko should have been totally doing this story...

From Adventure Comics #414 (1972)

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Was Gil Kane The Busiest Cover Artist Ever?

Today we answer a burning question that has nagged me for decades: Did Gil Kane draw every single Marvel cover in the mid-1970s?

You see, I started seriously following comics in 1976, so most of the easily-available older issues to me were from the few years previous...1974 and 1975.

And as perceptive youngster, I couldn't help but notice that many of these covers had a similar style, a style that didn't really resemble the interiors that much. Over the years, of course, I learned to (mostly) recognize Kane's work. I never really gave this issue too much thought, but every time I stumbled across one of that era's covers by Kane, I thought to myself, "Damn, did Gil Kane draw every damn Marvel cover of the era?"

Well, having come across a couple of Kane covers again last week, I decided to finally use all this advanced information technology at our disposal, and actually research the damned issue.

So, did Kane draw EVERY Marvel cover in those years? No, but he sure drew a hell of a lot of them.

From the randomly selected cover date month of January 1975:






















For those of you counting at home, that's 22 covers in a single month.

That month, discounting Marvel's black & white magazines and Treasury Editions, Marvel published 42 comic books. Which means Kane did roughly 52% of all Marvel covers that month.

There was some ebb and flow in Kane's productivity. For February's titles, for example, he "only" did 12 covers.

But in March, he did 23 covers.

And in April? Kane did 28 covers. Twenty-eight. Out of 43 published comics, we means he did 65% of Marvel's covers.

Now that's what I call a house style. And, my youthful impression was correct--Gil Kane drew a hell of a lot of Marvel covers in those days.

Why so many? Starting in 1973, Marvel really started ramping up the number of titles they were publishing each month, at the same time John Romita seemed to be slowing up on the many covers he did. I'm not privy to any Marvel decision-making at the time, but obviously a clear need for lots more covers coincided with the availability of an artist who could crank them out professionally in large quantities. If you look into it, you see Kane's cover load gradually increase from a handful per month in late 1973 and early 1974 to double digits to an average of 20+ per month starting in late 1974.

Kane's output slowed greatly in 1976. Jack Kirby was back, and he was doing lots of covers in addition to the ones for his own titles. More and more, Marvel also seemed to be focusing on getting the artists who drew the insides to do the covers; Perez was doing some FF and Avengers covers, Colan began doing his own Doctor Strange and Tomb Of Dracula covers. And Rich Buckler began doing tons of covers. By 1977, Kane's cover output had again dropped to a mere handful.

But think about that--28 covers in a single month!! And not a single one was a variant cover! Crazy, right? And if you picked a random Marvel comic from late 1974 or from 1975, there's better than a 50/50 chance that it was drawn by Gil Kane. That's just amazing...

Monday, October 21, 2013

Manic Monday Bonus--Bad News For You, Gentlemen!

I am sorry to ruin your day, my male friends.

But whether he is in his "dandy" identity of Don Diego...

...or in his gay caballero outfit as the man of mystery...

...you will never be as handsome as Zorro.

I mean, just look at him!

Zorro smiles playfully at the thought that anyone could ever be as handsome as he...

Seriously, gentleman, you have no hope of competing with this:

Oh, he'll still smile and be friendly to you...

...but inside, he is laughing at how unhandsome you are next to him!

Gentleman, give up...

Zorro has defeated you with his looks alone!!

Guy Williams as Zorro, from various issues of Walt Disney Presents Zorro (1966-1968)