Monday, December 10, 2018

Manic Monday Bonus--If They Had Done This Story, Netflix Would Have Never Canceled Their Shows!!

All I'm saying is, if Power Man And Iron Fist #81 (1982) has been used as the basis for a crossover story, the Luke Cage and Iron Fist shows would never have been cancelled by Netflix.

Because as fine as the two seasons of Luke Cage were, they never had this:

Some guy tried to kill Luke with a forklift!!

Not only is it a brilliant scene in and of itself, but it ties in with Mystery Science Theater 3000, which is now a Netflix show--total corporate synergy!!

Next, a scene an Iron Fist series should have had:

"Lousy speech. Good moves, though." Yeah one of the Iron Fist seasons really could have used a bit where Danny takes down a white boy wannabe who thinks he the shit because he watched Bruce Lee movies and listens to Wu-Tang Clan.

Finally, the scene that would have definitely saved both series. Danny and Luke are in the the nation of Halwan, when they stumble upon the king's harem:

Yup, Luke and Danny dressed as women, dancing for the king, would have meant that Netflix could never, ever consider canceling the shows!!

1 comment:

Smurfswacker said...

I admit to being petty, but shouldn't we have said "someone tries to kill Luke Cage with a badly-drawn forklift, obviously drawn without reference"?