No time today, and frankly, I got nothin', anyway. So...
Hmmm, what's behind the glass? Ahh, the old standby--using "ironic" sexual innuendo to defile a Silver Age comic. Specifically:
C'mon, Robert Conrad, choose which phallic symbol you want to use...long and blunt, or short and sharp. You can't have both!
"For a dude, you've got a lot on the ball!"
Huh huh, huh, huh, he said "ball."
Something tells me you should never use "cocksure" and "twitching fingers" in the same sentence. Especially when the artist puts the camera at crotch level...
Sigh...sorry, guys...I'll do better tomorrow.
From Wild, Wild West #1 (1966).