The True Origin Of Thor?!?

Everything you think you know about Thor is wrong, because...

...he was a bullied mortal child!

And dad was no prize-winner.

But this Thor is a lover, not a fighter.

Still, like his Marvel origin, there is a Scandanavian cave...

...apparently a cave filled with Gamma rays!!

And the cave has a hammer!

And what do you know, the Huns show up!

The men of the village unite to meet the threat...

...but they don't want Thor around!

That's a mistake!

Awww...bunnies!

That's probably young Stan and Jack in the crowd, being inspired.

From Out Of This World #11 (1959)