SAM: Guys, we're some of the most powerful mutants on the planet--why do we need these guns, anyway?
SHATTERSTAR: GUNS!!!
SAM: But don't you usually use swords, Shatterstar?
SHATTERSTAR: GUNS! GUNS THAT SHOOT SWORDS!!!!
SAM: What about you, Rictor? You can make flippin' earthquakes! Why would you need a gun?
RICTOR: Dude, because they're so shiny and cool!!
SAM: Sigh...what about you, Bobby?
BOBBY: Sounds like someone is jealous that I have the biggest gun!!
SHATTERSTAR: (snorts). Mine's bigger!!
Cover by Greg Capullo
2 comments:
Ha ha, nailed it. Too bad the recently released Marvel Legends Shatterstar figure didn't come with big guns. Oh well.....
This is just... so perfect.
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