Wednesday, April 19, 2017

The Worst Cover You've Never Seen--X-Force #22 (1993)

The crimes of the 1990s will never end...

I can imagine the conversation...

SAM: Guys, we're some of the most powerful mutants on the planet--why do we need these guns, anyway?
SHATTERSTAR: GUNS!!!
SAM: But don't you usually use swords, Shatterstar?
SHATTERSTAR: GUNS! GUNS THAT SHOOT SWORDS!!!!
SAM: What about you, Rictor? You can make flippin' earthquakes! Why would you need a gun?
RICTOR: Dude, because they're so shiny and cool!!
SAM: Sigh...what about you, Bobby?
BOBBY: Sounds like someone is jealous that I have the biggest gun!!
SHATTERSTAR: (snorts). Mine's bigger!!

Cover by Greg Capullo

2 comments:

Mr. Morbid's House Of Fun said...

Ha ha, nailed it. Too bad the recently released Marvel Legends Shatterstar figure didn't come with big guns. Oh well.....

SallyP said...

This is just... so perfect.