Tony Stark is just noodling around, minding his own business in
1968, when he's kidnapped by
dickweeds from the future!!
Take that,
Bill Gates and
Steve Jobs!!
Uh-oh!
[P.S. Sorry,
Manchester!]
See!! It isn't
just Hank Pym that creates
world-destrying artificial intelligences!!
I'm not sure of the scientific explanation for everyone regressing to caveman/gladiator gear...
Well, fortunately, as predicted,
Cerebrus detected their time travel energy, and attacks--
good job, future dickweeds.
Tony finds a more sympathetic rebel, who helps Tony find a well-preserved suit of armor in a museum. And after some pointless punching and kicking, well, Tony just
Kirks the hell out of the damn computer!
Works every time!!
And then Tony travels back to 1968, and doesn't invent Skynet.
What the hell have you done to clean up
your mess lately,
Pym?!?!
From Iron Man #5 (1968)
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