An awful lot of us fanboys like to project ourselves as Batman.
Hey, he's an everyman with no powers--I could be Batman (if I were a billionaire sociopath with no chance of ever being happy...)
Why, I can't think of one thing that could stop me from being Batman!!
Wait...WHAT?!?!?!!
Well, so much for that dream. I told you he was a sociopath!!
Maybe I could be the Flash. I bet he eats pie...
From Superman #20 (2017)
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Gasp! What kind of monster doesn't eat PIE?
I eat pie 😀 I just don't eat pastry 😎
Then...all those Hostess ads...were LIES?!
He's over thirty-five and in phenomenal physical condition. Do you really think he's getting more than fifty grams of net carbs a day? And of those, do you think ANY are from processed sugar?
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