Poor
Meg has it
bad for
BMOC Dan!
Wait--"
Satanic eyebrows" are attractive?!? Man, I will
never get women...
Anyway, Meg works hard to find ways to attract Dan's attention--like
posture!
And
fashion!!
Well, that will work, right? Guys are
always attracted posture and clothes!
D'oh!!
Hey, wait, Dan likes music!!
So Meg
quite rationally spends hours and hours and hours mastering an instrument:
That's gotta work,
right?
D'oh!!
Well, I guess Meg is out of options...until her cheeky younger brother accidentally gives some advice:
Uh-oh!
Really? A new
hairdo is going to work?
Oh, yeah...
Off course, the story doesn't tell us what Meg would have had to do if
other girls on campus already had pigtails--a mohawk? Go bald? Dye it green?
So remember, ladies--figure out the hair fetishes of your prospective man, and
swish that pigtail!!
From Teen-Age Love #14 (1960)
3 comments:
"Man, I will never get women..."
I think that's what the writer said after his fifteenth draft.
Black Satanic eyebrows... that Sam Donaldson is soooo dreamy!
She figures to lure him by learning a musical instrument and chooses.....a clarinet?!
Guess riot grrrls were still a few decades off....
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