Look, you
addlepated maroons,your government loves you...
...even if they call you names and talk down to you!!
The biggest lesson of this government pamphlet is...
...
ANY CHANGE IN BEHAVIOR WHATSOEVER IS CAUSED BY DRUGS!!!
Oh, we've got details...
Given that you just spent pages telling us that every change in adolescence is
really caused by drugs, I think you're the one causing all this "
fuss" over drugs, sir.
I also like the way the work in the word "
dig", so they seem hep to all the kids, in the same panel where they use "
rumpus." Well played!
Yes, we must accuse the user!!
Yup, you have an "
inadequate personality"!!!
"
Too weak of character." Heh.
And of course...
Funny, I'll bet 99.9% of those hooked on "
harder" drugs also smoked and drank first, but no one calls tobacco and alcohol "
gateway drugs."
Oh, and watch out for that barbiturate withdrawal!!
You have a clear choice, young dudes:
Wait, wait...if the person who becomes addicted is "
psychologically inadequate," how can you say the made their own decision?!?!
Anyway, it's back to the "
snitch on anybody who changes their behavior in any way at all" section of our book:
Call your clergy, dammit, Billy's getting surly!!
Teen-Age Booby Trap is from 1970. Dig?
1 comment:
This the Anti-Life Equation, right?
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