Crime, Crime, Everywhere There's Crime (Not)!

Since certain folks out there seem to think that crime is at an all-time high, when it is really at historically low levels, might I suggest a low-tech solution to this "problem"?

Let's bring back crime comics!

Let's let these criminals know that they'll live in fear and paranoia if they continue their wicked ways!

Let 'em know they'll be gunned down like dogs!!

Tell 'em they'll be tracked, tormented and trapped!

Show them their violent end!!

Crime comics--the perfect solution to the problem that isn't there!!