It's nice to know that, in the not-too-distant future, there will still be great educational opportunities for you great great great-grandchildren:
That sounds keen, but tell us more about the hands-on training:
But surely that's not enough!
Well, I'm sold! I'll sign up, as soon as my refund check from Trump University comes in...
From Tom Corbett, Space Cadet #8-#11 (1954)