How to make the hard transition from holiday weekend to work week?
A contest!!
Oh, dear. How about a name of "
Freaking Nightmare" with the why of "
OMG that pink belly makes the monster look seriously frightening"?
What's the prize for this contest?
A pool!!
Great!! But I live in an apartment/home without a large enough yard! What does the small print say?
Ah, the old $1000 savings bond ploy!.
Also, I like how they try to game you with the "
pool is free, installation not included" scheme.
There were lots (
and lots) of other prizes (albeit mostly from "
lesser" toy companies):
Well, I can't offer anyone a pool, or any actual prize at all, besides fame and, well...not even fame, really. Still, there are worse ways to spend the morning. So give a name to the
hideous abomination cute monster!
From Space War #12 (1961)
1 comment:
I dub him Snell. Mwahahahaha. Hoisted by thine own petard!
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