Sometimes you're just too damn old for Friday Night Fights!
Take, for example, Kang. No, not the Avengers' foe Kang! Kang, the Klingon commander in the classic Star Trek episode Errand Of Mercy.
He's just been "promoted"/retired to a position as a colonial governor, and that doesn't sit well with the Klingon. So he's gone for a little vacation hunt, investigating rumors that James T. Kirk is still alive, and seeking one more glorious battle:
Spacebooger would like you to know that these two go on to team up and fight a senile Gorn.
"I'm getting too old for this shit" is from Star Trek Unlimited #8 (1998), by Dan Abnett & Ian Edginton (script), Tom Morgan and Scott Hanna
Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? Because I'm old, dammit!! So go and vote!!