We've all heard the joke about opening a fortune cookie and finding the fortune inside says, "Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!"
Well, even the lamest joke is a life-threatening crisis in Metropolis!
"HELP! CALL POLICE! HELD CAPTIVE BY ESCAPED CONVICTS!"
Man--just how much mozzarella do these guys use on their pizza?!?
Insert you own jokes below...
From Superman #277 (1974)