But I'm here to tell you that your grandparents were doing geek mash-ups long before silly fanboys.
Our story starts, as they all do, with respected scientists making amazing discoveries:
Fortunately, the Hangman is on the scene, and he commandeers some construction equipment!! There's absolutely no chance this won't work!!
So our unstoppable T-Rex goes on a nationwide slaughter spree. And when I say nationwide...
Ahh, but is there a method to the madness?!? Hangman manages to deduce that the beast's next target will be a defense plant in New Jersey!! So with the help of the workers there, he sets a trap--with tanks!!
Ah, but the attack did have one benefit...
So a quick trip into the brute's mouth reveals...
Now, if you think about it, this plan is so crazy it's brilliant. A) Invent an unstoppable robot T-Rex B) Pretend you've discovered a real T-Rex, and bring him to America a la King Kong C) Pretend that he escapes D) Send him on a nation-wide quest of destroying defense plants.
Seriously--that's amazing. The Red Skull wishes he ever had a plan this good!! Of course, you might ask, why only one? Why not smuggle a couple of more in and do some real damage? And hell, why not deploy some on the battlefields Europe and Africa, especially if they're so tank-proof?!?
(Duh...this was the only prototype, Professor Gonig's being caught prevented more from being built, because of course he only kept the plans in his head, and the Third Reich didn't have enough resources to build more).
Anyway, the Hangman really doesn't like saboteurs in Nazi robot dinosaurs, so...
From Hangman Comics #4 (1942)
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Rampaging Nazi Dinosaurs. Oh Comics...how I love you.
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