Saturday, September 21, 2013

How Bruce Wayne Deals With A Crisis, Or, The Batman Doesn't Sit, Eh?

"Crisis" obviously means different things to different people.

But perhaps Bruce Wayne has been letting the playboy lifestyle get to him a little bit.

Clark Kent has been chosen to give a special reward to Superman, which, of course, is impossible. So the plan was for Bruce Wayne to impersonate Clark during the ceremony.


Yes. A "crisis." Obviously. Sitting back, legs on the footstool, chillin' with your mask must be a deep and urgent crisis. One that doesn't require you getting off your ass...

Yup. Waaaay too busy too help you out, best friend. "Sorry...crisis, you know. Good luck preserving that whole secret identity thing, all right?"

Batman--laziest hero ever.

By the way, "Clark" seems flustered because that's not really Clark Kent, but an evil scientist who has switched faces with Kent. Because comics. So good job, Bruce, you almost blew both your identities because of your "crisis."

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a crisis that requires Netflix, Doritos, and lounging in my pajamas all day.

From Action Comics #453 (1975)

1 comment:

Dale Bagwell said...

Ha ha! batdickary at it's best:)
Poor Clark:(