There is one problem that U.S. Customs agents have to deal with that you probably never suspected.
That's right...I'm talking about--
And, of course, there's the little known legal principle:
Of course, I can't help but notice that all the ladies are smuggling is perfume and jewelry. No drugs? No contraband Canadian pharmaceuticals? No Kobe beef? No pirated DVDs? No endangered species?
And the methods--sure, clever, but it seems like Customs is all over those. No swallowed condoms full of contraband? Nothing requiring strip searches (or cavity searches)??
Lady smugglers--up your game!! There's more to smuggling than avoiding duties and taxes!!!
From Top Secret #1 (1952)