Friday, February 8, 2013

Friday Night Fights--Only A Fleshwound Style!!

Look, tonight's Friday Night Fight is insanely overlong, and complex, and just too long.

I don't care, because it still brings the awesome.

The scenario: Egyptian death good (and dickweed) Set has forged an alliance with Asgardian Dickweed Of DOOM Surtur, to blow up everything everywhere but good.

Odin has bestowed all of his awesome Odin-Power upon Thor, so he can battle Surtur. Meanwhile, Set has stolen the power of all of the other Egyptian gods, and is rampaging through Asgard:

Meanwhile, in a crucial plot point that will become relevant later...

Yes, the Black Knight had been hanging about, fighting monsters and seeking a cure for his curse. But is it too late? Only time will tell...


Yes, even with the Odin-Power, old One-Eye can absorb the power from the land of Asgard itself.

Therefore--GAME ON:

Well, that's it, fight ov--

Oh, Odin, distractions can be deadly!

OK, it looks like it's time for the tag-team portion of our bout!!

Hey, what about the Black Knight?

Glad you asked!

Yes, Hogun the Grimm really threw the cursed body of Dane Whitman right through Set and killed him dead!! (Well, al least as dead as a death god can ever be dead...)

But is that truly it?? Is the Realm Eternal safe!?!?

Let's see, it's issue #400...I think it really is a happy ending!!

Lo, there shall come--an ending!!

Spacebooger is worried about the Black Knight. Don't worry...he got better!

Titanic battle from Thor #400 (1989), by Tom DeFalco, Ron Frenz and Joe Sinnott!!

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why?? Dude, Asgard endures!! Ain't that reason enough? So go and vote!!