Seriously, that's the entire mini-series so far--5 issues of the world's worst reporter running around and asking people what "mapone" means.
Well, in yesterday's #5, Urich finally gets around to visiting the Punisher, who is in prison. And Frank Castle gives us a Bendisian pile of word balloons explaining why Daredevil was a better hero than most:
Uh, Cambot, can we get a close-up here?
Hmm. Pretty much every trial, civil or criminal, has a winner and a loser. So if "a lawyer doesn't go into a courtroom unless he knows he can win," and every single time one of the lawyers who goes into a courtroom does not win...does that mean 50% of lawyers are idjits?
Of course, the analogy works, because Daredevil also never went into a fight unless he knew he could win...uhhh, well, not exactly. I mean, the dude's fought Doctor Doom before. He went into fights because they were necessary, or because they were the right thing to do.
So I guess the strained analogy doesn't really work at all. And Frank doesn't understand lawyers or heroes.
But at least he doesn't have a ponytail here...
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