Manic Monday--Land Grab

I thought I had seen everything, and then I noticed this ad in Brave & The Bold #132 (1977):

Really.

Now, I never received "1 square inch" of Florida land as a Christmas gift, so perhaps this is presumptuous of me. But what a scam, am I right?

Still, there may be some opportunity here. Who knows, maybe this was actually real, and someone out there now owns one square inch of what later became Universal Studios Florida Theme park, or Tampa Bay's baseball stadium. The lawsuit possibilities are immense!!

So dig out those old "deeds," kids, and prepare for a massive class action suit. And don't forget Slay Monstrobot's 10% finders fee...