You know, kids, it's always important to keep your comics in pristine condition.
Why?
Well, you may think it's no big deal if a random chunk gets torn out of your back cover...
...but in reality you've just condemned a man's soul to Hell.
Way to go. Now the crook can NEVER get to Christ.
Bag & board 'em, kids...God commands it!!
From Oral Roberts' True Stories #106 (1957ish)
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Jesus tricked him by opening a portal into the eternal void of limbo.
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