Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Little Known Facts About Ghosts Vs. Werewolves!!

An unnamed woman just died in an auto accident, and now she's a ghost!!

She follows her unnamed husband out to the cemetary as he visits her grave. But they're stalked by...AN UNNAMED WEREWOLF!! (Yes, I'm subtly suggesting that the unnamed writer of this story didn't put a lot of effort into it...)

A dog that drools? Big revelation there, Pavlov.

But the real lessons begin once Furry attacks:

1) Werewolves talk like Doctor Doom!


2) Even though they're insubstantial, ghosts can bitchslap werewolves!


3) If you walk a ghost across it's own dead body it becomes a werewolf...?? Wait a minute, that can't be right, can it? Someone get me Fox Mulder on the phone...

From Star Studded #1 (1945)

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