So
Lana blows
Pan's flute at
Clark, because
Metropolis, and...
Later:
Oh, you magic artifacts!!
Well, it's not
too tough for
Clark Kent to cover up, right? He can wear a jaunty hat...
...or an icebag...
...or just be
Mr. Action Skydiving Reporter!
Well, it might be a bit harder for
Superman to cover up...although he really doesn't need to!
But
Kal-El is vain and all that. Unfortunately, he chooses the
worst solution possible:
What?!?
What the hell, Superman? Are you the
Composite Batman, or what?
Supes, who
cares if he can see the points on your head? C'mon, this is
pre-Crisis DC!!
Unfortunately, the
Man Of Steel has developed an
unhealthy preoccupation because of his new clothes:
Yes, Superman is now obsessed with scaring crooks as much as
Batman does!!
It doesn't go too well, though...
And...
So. Either Metropolitan crooks are far more sophisticated than
Gotham hoodlums, or that combo costume ain't gonna cut it.
Let's test that, Kal-El, by going
au natural:
Well, sure.
Duh.
Later, after the magic has worn off, Clark discusses recent events with
Bruce:
Waaah wahhhhh!
From Superman #405 (1985)
1 comment:
Okay, now that's funny.
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