Friday, May 23, 2014

Friday Night Fights--Deal With The Devil Style!!

It's time for perhaps the ultimate Friday Night Fight smackdown: Doctor Doom vs. Satan (the dawn of justice?)

It turns out that Victor has Satan (or Mephisto or whatever) on speed dial:

The battle? Yup. it turns out that Doom has an agreement with Old Scratch--once a year he battle one of The Dark One's minions. If he wins, Satan releases his mother's soul. If he loses? Gulp...

(Translation: Doom is saying that Satan brought muscles to a brain-fight)

What?? A tie!! That's evil...oh, yeah, right.

(Translation: I'm going to go frak up Spider-Man's life now)

Since Cynthia Von Doom's soul has subsequently been freed from Hell, Spacebooger wants Victor to have an annual battle with God to free her soul from heaven...

Evil brains vs. evil brawn came from Astonishing Tales #8 (1971) by Gerry Conway, Gene Colan and Tom Palmer

Now is the time for you to go and vote for my fight. Why? DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! That's why! So go and vote!!

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