Manic Monday Triple Overtime--

If you thought some of those Hostess ads were weird--what with their mysterious powers to make villains surrender and whatnot--well, you ain't seen nothin', buster!

WARNING: ETHNICALLY OFFENSIVE WORD...

So wait...the selling point for your product is that our mortal enemies are using it to ambush and kill our troops?!?!?!? I'm not sure that's the message you wanted to send, but...

Ad from Captain Marvel Jr. #27 (1945)